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Hey
Handshake and name
My twenty twenties
They start today
I’m wide awake
Yeah wide awake
My twenty twenties
They start today

Come
Please take a seat
I’ll get you started
Something to eat
Something to drink
Oh if you like
We got a special tonight I think you might like to try

We spare no expense
Our assets your excess
Our patrons can relax
We’re right off the train tracks
Conveniently located
Five star hotel, rated
Best by the Town Mouse
Our frozen margaritas on the house

Welcome to Charlie’s Pub n’ Grill
Can I take your order, get your drinks, and run the bill
So raise a glass to my decline
Glamour, charm, and romance come at too steep of a price

Cash
From the hotel
These fuckin’ assholes
Don’t tip so well
They’re VIPs
Oh by the way
You parked your Mercedes in a fire lane

And as we speak
It’s trickling down
Into my landlord’s
Third bank account
I’ll take the train
I need an out
But to get a ticket
I need an employee discount

We spare no expense
Our assets your excess
Our patrons can relax
You don’t need no face mask
Conveniently located
Five star hotel, rated
Best by the Town Mouse
Our twenty twenty twenties on the house

Welcome to Charlie’s Pub n’ Grill
Can I take your order, get your drinks, and run the bill
So raise a glass to my decline
Glamour, charm, and romance come at too steep of a price
Vodka tonic, whiskey, rum, tequila, that’s right
Margaritas on the house tonight
We’re coping any way we can
But I’ll never get a ticket at the rate that they demand

Señorita, I complete ya, night’s still young
Guarantee ya really need a night undone

Baby make me a Margarita, mama mia, I go numb
“Where I come from, when I was young...”
It’s hard to heed ya, when it’s hard to feed a house of one
“We can’t afford to pay you more, ‘cause…”

We spare no expense
Our assets your excess
Our patrons can relax
We’re right off the train tracks
Conveniently located
Five star hotel, rated
Best by the Town Mouse
Our frozen margaritas on the house

Welcome to Charlie’s Pub n’ Grill
Can I take your order, get your drinks, and run the bill
So raise a glass to my decline
Glamour, greed and gluttony all part of the design
Vodka tonic, whiskey, rum, tequila, that’s right
Margaritas on the house tonight
We’re coping any way we can
But I’ll never get a ticket at the rate that they demand

Handshake and name
My twenty twenties
They start today
I’m wide awake
Yeah wide awake
My twenty twenties
They start today

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